Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
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