Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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