how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Boobs are out for the taking
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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