Can i not drive my cunt home
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
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