Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
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Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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