what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
i out mim tonsoeep
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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