Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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