My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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