I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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