is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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