I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
she peed on how many people?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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