if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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