Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I don't think brook has ever known best
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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