Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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