Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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