we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
The adults are the big ones right?
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize