I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
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I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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