next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Randomize
