Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize
