brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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