i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
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Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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