this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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