I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
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She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
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