So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
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