Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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