Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Randomize
