I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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