she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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