Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
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The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
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Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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