Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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