Swine flu. Run for my life!
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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