Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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