About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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