how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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