just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
The ass gains better be worth it
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