i would one night stand the shit outta him
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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