WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
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There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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