Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
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