The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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