what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Can I color on your dick again?
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
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Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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