I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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