I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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