You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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