Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
it's like heaven, but drunker
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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