2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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