dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
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also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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