Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
