her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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