Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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