Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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