Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
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I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
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