he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Tornado booty call.. dedication
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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