physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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