i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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