And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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