I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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